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A man was dining alone in a fancy
restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next
table..He had been checkin her out since he sat down, but lacked
the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively
reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to
make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by
drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and
he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
After paying for everything, she asked
him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for
breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.The guy was amazed.
Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'You are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. ..... ..
Wait for it ... .......
It's coming ..... ....
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She said ... ....:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)
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