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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:41 pm 
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the French: in the weeks that followed, American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet before finding traces of copper wire. Shortly afterwards, they published an article in the New York Times saying:
"American archaeologists, having found traces of 250-year-old copper wire, concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the French."
A few weeks later, ‘The British Archaeological Society of Northern England’ reported the following:
"After digging down to a depth of 33 feet in the Skipton area of North Yorkshire in 2012, Charlie Hardcastle, a self-taught local amateur archaeologist, reported that he had found absolutely bugger all".
Charlie has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless.
It just makes you bloody proud to be British !!! ;)

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The seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare
their lunches and take them to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches,
she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began
calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
somehow survived.

'Hello. Hello!' she shouted.
'Can anyone hear me?
Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again
shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope,
she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

"VOTE FOR ED MILLIBAND

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,

Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!

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