It's not just women Marian. I'll have to show that to my dad.... I know at least one weather girl he's got the hots for!!
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| Author: | Marian [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Weather Related (ish) Poems |
Amongst the poetry I write which is often very deep and hopefully meaningful, I like to write jokes (they are a bit feeble really) and lines which are a 'play on words'. I once wrote a song called I Don't Know Why which received a special mention in a Songwriting Contest I entered. It has always been popular and made people laugh when really there are only a few words I Don't Know Why. I was never able to follow it up with anything like it, but then the weather-related idea came to me to use Whether The Weather. I first posted them on the Weather section and now they are here. My adult son who writes poetry himself thought they were funny, especially the 'hot' line and has suggested they should be on a Limerick site. Limericks are quite hard to write when it comes to the last and 'punch' line. My jokes usually turn out to be 'Groaners' but manage to raise a smile or laugh. The first weather-related poem is Whether the weather is cold Whether the weather is not Whatever the weather Men and women ask whether The weather-forecaster is hot! words copyright Marian Nov2012 The last line using the word 'hot' now has a double meaning since 'hot' and 'fit' have become descriptive words to describe an attractive woman or guy. Being that 'hot' is a weather-related word, I thought the use of the word 'hot' made a double meaning for the punch-line. Well, it was once the sort of thing I wrote and were published in our local press. |
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| Author: | Jon [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
It's not just women Marian. I'll have to show that to my dad.... I know at least one weather girl he's got the hots for!!
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| Author: | Marian [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
I forget to listen when a certain young man is giving the weather-forecast. He is so smart and I am always admiring the fact he wears cuff-links because they seemed to have become a thing of the past. 
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| Author: | Marian [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
[b]Dedicated to someone in Wiltshire with thanks Whether the weather is cold Whether the weather is good When things are quite bad Something good makes us glad When somebody there understood Whether the weather is warm Whether the weather is bad I say thanks to whoever Liked my poems 'bout the weather To write them was really quite sad/b] 'Cos whether the weather is lovely Whether the weather is poor Whatever the weather We work and endeavour A wordsmith can never be sure So whether the poetry said The night sky is glowing bright red We rely on the weather But who can say whether We work or we just stay in bed words changed on November 29th 2012 (c)Marian |
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| Author: | Marian [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
Surprise message arrived from someone who enjoyed the poems. That's good so thankyou to the sender of the message.
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| Author: | Jon [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
They're very good. |
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| Author: | Marian [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
Thankyou, Jon Whether The Weather Is Foggy (Forecasters Are Clever) Whether the weather is foggy Whether the weather is bright Whatever the weather Forecasters are clever When forecasters turn out to be right But whether the weather is certain Whether the weather will change Whatever the weather We're in it together Forecasters are top of the range And whether the weather is showery Or whether the sunshine will roast! Weather girls, Weather fellas Tell us shades or umbrellas Take your choice, guys, it's indoors or coast! copyright Marian NOVEMBER 2012 Last one for on here about the weather. |
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| Author: | jim [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
PROMISE ?  
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| Author: | Marian [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
course.. I promise 
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| Author: | bedwyn [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Weather Related (ish) Poems |
If Whether Weathers Weather is wet and windy If Whether Weathers Weather snows at all If brollies were made upside down |t could rain fivers and all. (sorry Jim) |
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