OK, here we go...





Checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge... and they're off!



Sat here reading the label on these Tesco burgers and it turns out they are fairly low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.



Traces of zebras found in Tesco bar codes.



Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is an anagram of SHERGAR BUM?



Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lambs and some burgers. So that's white rum, Navy rum and Red Rum.



Had a Tesco beef burger for lunch today. After I'd finished it, I found I had a bit between my teeth.



HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means horse meat voucher.



A Tesco burger walks into a bar "Pint please". "I can't hear you" says the barman. "Sorry" replies the burger "I'm a little horse".



Tesco have just sacked their meat buyer. They are looking for someone to take over the reins but nobody wants to be saddled with the responsibility.



Went to a Tesco cafe for my dinner, the waitress said "Do you want anything on your burger?" So I had a Fiver each way.

I was lucky my Tesco burger got better and I turned him out to pasture, may even put him to stud in the spring

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Its not always the biggest and the bestest, its them that make the least mistakes.

If you think the horseburgers are nice, you should try Tesco meatballs. They are the dog's b****cks!

Gave me the trots!

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Lets be careful out there !

I saw that video on Facebook - hilarious!

I note that Tesco now have no burgers on the shelves. I did consider some meatballs, apparently their the dogs bo**ocks.

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Lets be careful out there !

That's twice we've had the Meatballs joke on here SOT - wake up

Uh, wot????