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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
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Author:  Pam [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:07 pm ]
Post subject:  HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?(written by kids)



You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10


2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10


3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8


4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8


5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10


6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7( Love her )

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8


7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 favorites......


9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
- Ricky, age 10

Can't argue with these "words of wisdom"!
Author:  Kremmen [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
:lol:

I'm looking for a 18 year old nymphomaniac who's dad owns a pub :shock:
Author:  MikeBat [ Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You don't decide who to marry it just happens, I met my wife when I was on MY STAG NIGHT one week before my wedding day, I knew instantly she was the one for me, we got married just 16 weeks later, we celebrate 45 years of very happy bliss this October :P :P :P
Author:  jim [ Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
I TOOK THE TOP SIX FROM THE QUEUE then the top three from the test went against each other, the winner went for extra matrimonial training and finally went through to the exalted position of first reserve, I think now its only fair to advise her that over 60 years have passed to look elsewhere,and leave the Convent, then take the advice of marriage guidance, and give her a bit of time on light duties. :? :shock: :roll: ;)
Author:  SOT [ Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7( Love her )


I wonder which Pam this was?
Author:  Pam [ Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
I know nuffink.......... :oops: :oops:
Author:  Pam [ Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
Kremmen wrote:
:lol:

I'm looking for a 18 year old nymphomaniac who's dad owns a pub :shock:


:lol: :lol:
Author:  Brian [ Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS
A handful of 7 year old children were asked what they thought of beer. There were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'
--Melanie, 7 years old

'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old

''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
--Lily, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old

AND THE BEST RESPONSE

'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'

--Jack, 7 years
Author:  Pam [ Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
:lol: :lol:
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