The other day I needed to go to the local NHS hospital. But not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made from the Internet onto the front of my jacket .
When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off waiting time....................
Here's the patch.
Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of a quicker emergency service
It also works at all supermarkets.
It saves hours.
At the Laundry, three minutes after entering
I had my choice of any machine, most still running!
Don't try it at McDonald's or Starbucks though.....
The whole staff disappeared and I never got my order!!!!!
Also.......... Never wear it while trying to get a taxi! And you never seem to find anyone to pay at the petrol station!!!!
