do we have one in the house?,just want to ask a quick question

Hi ex member of HMRC it thats any good,you could say gamekeeper turned poacher

ooooooooh goody,you have mail

Oh wow!! You kept that quiet! You could be very useful!!

Hi Viad sorry cant seem to find email try sending it to MBa4702616@aol.co.uk or .com ,hope I can help.

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Hi John sorry for no reply please email on previous email given
Mike.

This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about how you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR hard earned tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago religion was born.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.







D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.


Stamp Duty
Tobacco Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Income Tax
Council Tax
Unemployment Tax
Fishing Licence Tax
Petrol/Diesel Tax
Inheritance Tax
(tax on top of tax)
Alcohol Tax
V.A.T.
Marriage Licence Tax
Property Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Vehicle Licence Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. Mum stayed home to raise the kids, Dad was allowed to discipline kids


a criminals life was uncomfortable.

What the hell happened?
'Political Correctness', ‘Politicians or both?'
I hope this goes around theUK and beyond
at least 100 times.

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