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Author:  Pam [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:37 pm ]
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Remember the good old days when people robbed petrol stations... not the other way around? ;)
Author:  Sunshine [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:06 pm ]
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:lol: :lol:
Author:  captain_flynn [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:02 am ]
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haha :) Brilliant.
Author:  Kremmen [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:45 am ]
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A few days ago I was watching out of a front window whilst 2 chaps were altering their reg no with some black electrical tape.

They made such a bad job that I would be surprised if the station CCTV approved activation of the pump.
Author:  jim [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:12 pm ]
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“Fifty Shades of Grey”

The missus bought a Paperback


down Dymocks, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
T’was “fifty shades of grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said…. I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris ,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,
and stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.
:o 8-)
Author:  Pam [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:37 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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