Q. Why don't elephants like penguins?
A. Because they can't unwrap them.
I had a lot of explaining to do as most Australians do not know that a penguin is a chocolate biscuit similar to our Tim-Tams.
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| Author: | Yeadingborn [ Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | CHRISTMAS CRACKERS |
Anyone got any good one line Cracker Jokes & what has happen to the little Red Fish which tells your love life as for indoor fireworks, loved the snake, where have they gone. |
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| Author: | Kremmen [ Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS |
We had a red curly fish in the cracker this year. I think the daughter got them in last years Tesco after Xmas sale. |
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| Author: | Jon [ Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS |
What's yellow and dangerous? |
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| Author: | Kremmen [ Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS |
Shark infested custard |
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| Author: | Brian [ Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS |
Q. Why don't elephants like penguins? A. Because they can't unwrap them. I had a lot of explaining to do as most Australians do not know that a penguin is a chocolate biscuit similar to our Tim-Tams.
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| Author: | Kremmen [ Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS |
We call them rubbers but the Americans call them erasers |
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