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A Poem
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Author:  jim [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:31 pm ]
Post subject:  A Poem
say !!!!!!!!








Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch another beer.
Author:  SOT [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: A Poem
brilliant!!! :lol:
Author:  Brian [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A Poem
what more does a bloke want?
Author:  jim [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A Poem
Brian wrote:
what more does a bloke want?


RENT !!
Author:  Kremmen [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: A Poem
Poet Laureate job coming up :D
Author:  davrob [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A Poem
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nice one Jim.
Author:  jim [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A Poem
davrob wrote:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nice one Jim.

if that's your excuse fair enough PS I did not write that it was copy and paste fingie :evil:
Author:  Brian [ Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A Poem
davrob wrote:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nice one Jim.


The correct quote is; "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

:D
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