An Englishman, an Irishman and a Chinese
fellow are hired at a construction site.

The manager points out a huge pile of sand
and says to the Englishman, "You're in charge of sweeping".

To the Irishman, "You're in charge
of shovelling"

To the Chinese guy, "And you're in
charge of supplies".

"Now, I have to leave for a little
while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."

So the manager goes away for a couple of
hours. And when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.

He says to the Englishman, "Why didn't
you sweep any of it?

The Englishman replies, "I didn't
have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of the supplies, but
he disappeared and I couldn't find him"

So then the manager turns to the Irishman
and asks why he didn't shovel.

The Irishman replies, "I couldn't
get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies and
I couldn't find him."

The manager is really pissed now, and storms
off toward the pile of Sand looking for the Chinese guy.

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Just then, the Chinese guy springs out
from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

Hahahaha ........ very good

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"Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor. It lands butter-side-up.


He looks at what he has done in astonishment, for he knows it’s a law of nature that buttered toast always falls butter-down.


He rushes round to the presbytery to fetch the priest.


He tells the priest that he thinks a miracle has happened round at his flat.

He won’t say what it is but wants Fr Flannagan to see it with his own eyes.


He brings Fr Flannagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor."

“Well,” says the priest, “it’s pretty obvious what we have here. Someone dropped some buttered toast, and then for some reason flipped it over so that the butter was on top.”

“No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that.”

“Well,” Fr Flannagan says, “it’s certainly a natural law of the universe that dropped toast never falls butter side up. But it’s not for me to say it’s a miracle. I’ll report the matter to the bishop, and have him send people round, to interview you, take photos, etc.”

An investigation of some rigour is conducted, not only by priests of the archdiocese, but by scientists sent from the Curia in Rome. The final ruling is a negative, however. It reads:




"It was certainly an extraordinary event that occurred in Murphy’s room, quite outside the normal run of the phenomena. Yet we have to be very cautious before ruling any happening miraculous, ruling out all possible natural explanations.

In this case we have declared no miracle. For it possibly resulted from Murphy's having buttered the toast on the wrong side."

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When a crash seems inevitable, try to hit the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slowly and gently as possible.

It's almost as though alternative comedy never existed.
Phil

I love groan jokes