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Author:  Pam [ Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:12 pm ]
Post subject:  BBQ RULES:
BBQ RULES:

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Author:  Sunshine [ Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: BBQ RULES:
:lol: :lol:

Thanks Pam, I just posted that on FB :D
Author:  Pam [ Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: BBQ RULES:
That's where I got it from! :D
Author:  Rich Kid [ Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: BBQ RULES:
So what's wrong with that? It's the natural order of things, a natural division of labour based on male/female skills. All I would say is that the female should be more attentive in bringing forth the beers, it's hot tiring work operating a BBQ so a steady supply is needed! Luckily we're man enough to stand the pressure of the BBQ unlike our female counterparts.
Author:  Brian [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBQ RULES:
It works OK here.
:lol: ;)
Author:  Kremmen [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: BBQ RULES:
Don't see the point of outdoor cooking when she can do it in the oven and tell me when it's ready so I've got time to put the TV remote down :D
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