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Irish Logic
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Author:  jim [ Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Irish Logic
Irishman

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to
deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The
donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with
that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a
profit of £898'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'

Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland to help them out of their mess.
Author:  Kremmen [ Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Irish Logic
Fair enough :lol:
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