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Rich Kid · **Joined:** Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:31 pm **Posts:** 663

With that Roderick swept Lady Eleanor up in his arms and started to climb the stairs but as he did so something slipped out of his pocket.

edwinnobby · **Joined:** Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:45 pm **Posts:** 43

It was Lady Elanor's handbag, and as he knelt to pick it up, the weight of Lady Elanor carried the two of them down the stairs to sprawl across the hall ending up at the feet of a very surprised, and embarrassed butler.

Jon · **Joined:** Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:05 pm **Posts:** 2807

Bi-bi- bi-beep, Bi-bi- bi-beep ,Bi-bi- bi-beep, Bi-bi- bi-beep.... Jackie forced her eyes open and looked at the clock... oh no.. 6am time to get up for work after the WEIRDEST dream.

Rich Kid · **Joined:** Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:31 pm **Posts:** 663

Jackie said to herself that she won't touch the cooking sherry again, her head was spinning and looking across she saw something or somebody in the bed beside her that she didn't recognise.

edwinnobby · **Joined:** Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:45 pm **Posts:** 43

Suddenly it came to her, that he was the man she was dancing with when he had begun making very crude and unpleasant remarks to he,r she had just let him have the full force of her fists and kicks until she was hauled off , and then she passed put.

Rich Kid · **Joined:** Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:31 pm **Posts:** 663

But why was he wearing a pink tutu, white tights and hob-nailed boots she pondered as she slipped out of bed and made for the bathroom.

Jon · **Joined:** Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:05 pm **Posts:** 2807

"Nooooooooo!!!!" screamed Jackie, waking again from her slumber, "I've done it again.... fallen back to sleep after the alarm's gone off" shrieking so loud she woke her husband who didn't have to be up for work today as it was a Saturday.

edwinnobby · **Joined:** Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:45 pm **Posts:** 43

Her husband concerned at her out burst , got up and made her a cup of tea and took it to her in bed , unfortunately tripping over her discarded robe on the floor and spilt the tea upon the lovely silk bedspread.

vlad the impailer · **Joined:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:21 am **Posts:** 251

the priceless ming tea cup went flying out of the open window and landed on the buxom blonde postie and part time pole dancer at the red lion a go-go

Rich Kid · **Joined:** Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:31 pm **Posts:** 663

Getting up from the tea-soaked bed Jackie quickly got dressed and headed downstairs to the kitchen and as she sat down with a cup of coffee she suddenly realised that the Rabbi was due to call that morning.

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