A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.


THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.


THE BLONDE'S TICKET IS FOR ECONOMY. SO THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO MOVE BACK INTO THE ECONOMY SECTION.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES FORWARD AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS BUT HAS AN ECONOMY TICKET AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT WALKS DOWN THE AISLE TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO RETURN TO HER CORRECT SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT "WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN WE LAND TO ARREST THIS DOPEY BLONDE!"

THE PILOT SAYS, "I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE, GIVES HER A PLEASANT SMILE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR.

THE BLONDE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY" AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED. THEY ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.


THE PILOT SAID: "I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO".